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"Oh, you're back! How was your trip?"
"Yeah, incredibly amazing, simply life-changing"
"Wow, that sounds amazing"
"Hmm, it was. Sad to be leaving to Canada next week"
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Awkward silence as she makes my sandwich
"Everything from the salad, except jalapeños, thanks"
She puts on lettuce... "Anything else?"
"Yes, everything. Tomatoes, spinach, cucumber, everything, except jalapeños"
- You know, the same selection of salad I have every time I come here
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She pipes up away from salad talk, "is the money the same?"
"What, in Canada? No, it's a different country"
"No I know THAT, but on your road trip around the southwest"
"Oh, my road trip around America! Yes, the money is the same"
"Wooooowww!"
- Yep, this new revelation for her sounded like it blew the boundaries of thought and reason straight out the window into a black hole to create a new universe of wonderment.
1 comment:
WOOOOW!!!! I sure hope that everybody you've come across here in the U.S. doesn't sound quite so intelligent. Here in the South East we take a lot of ribbin about the way we talk, but i think it's safe to say, that for the most part, at least, we know that our national currency is the same in each and every state, including HI. I promise we are not all on the same level, mentally. (what a maroon)
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