My adventure involved my to clamber over and defeat a thousand tiny sand dunes, I fought hundreds of temporary locals speaking their weird confusing tongue, I wore my flip-flops to a skin's thickness on the boiling hot concrete, I negotiated through drugged up street rebels and dodging fast moving and wile hunks of metal and wood on wheels.
After hours of battling, I made it!
|Cue some holy angelic music upon entry|
In-N-Out Burger, The bestest most amazingest brilliantest wonderfullest fast foot joint in the whole of California... nay... THE WORLD!
|You're damn straight, it's Quality, You Can Taste|
|Cheeseburger RIP - 17:01 - 17:03|